wow have things changed
I’m so glad they invented color
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid
I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LONELY LIFE FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASH.
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
No one can argue that his logic is sound…
((Reasons why I love Captain Jack Sparrow #24680 — He acknowledges women as equals))
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing